Here's McDonald's, in Morrowind

A dark elf serves burgers in a Morrowind mod

(Simulacrum credit: Ignatious)

Given there's a player out there construction Pizza Huts and KFCs in No Man's Sky, perhaps IT shouldn't exist a surprise to see the golden arches all over Vvardenfell. No, I'm still a bit weirded out by what modder Ignatious has cooked in Welcome to McDagoth's, a mod that adds a familiar meteoric-food restaurant to the township of Balmora in Morrowind.

At McDagoth's the menu includes Big Guar, Skooma Shake, Big Red Mountain, and Quarter-Khajiit with Tall mallow—which I hope is a euphemism for a burger that weighs as much as a quarter of a Khajiit, given that they are sentient regorge people who don't deserve to be prime into burger patties. McDagoth's also sells equippable hats with the logo on them.

Weirdly, this isn't the first fashionable for adding a burger joint to Morrowind. There's as wel Balmora Hamburger Franchise, which puts a Whataburger into the same town if you want to envisage competition 'tween two chain restaurants in your otherworldly fantasy RPG.

Estimate it's time to update our heel of the best Morrowind mods.

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